eat me.

me: *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*
some middle aged artist across the street: *sees that i'm on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*

6:30pm

vanetti:

arguingvitality:
dilfweed:
cosmic-noir:
trxylerhxwellter:
onlyblackgirl:
ntbx:
kingofhispaniola:
Awwwww
My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕
I love Gordon.
She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man
Originally posted by stupid-depressive-confused
Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.
I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears
i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

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donzs:

Zeus: *sneaks in on Mt. Olympus at 2am*
Hera:

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5:51am

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lowoncliches:

zellah7:
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

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punkfaery:

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

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5:32am

teashoesandhair:

k-theindyqueen:
faggot-terrorist:
earthprxnce:
mrcrockervevo:
me walking to school
I AM CRYING OMFG
What is that
I’m proud to put this on my blog
It’s an advert for a UK insurance comparison company. It was also the most complained about advert of 2015. I kind of love how, devoid of any corporate associations, it totally loses any sense of purpose and therefore becomes shitpost-able.

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